florence's flows

ceremonials

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Interviewer:
If you could be any flavour of crisps what would you be?
Florence:
Aw F***, I love crisps!
Sophie (sadsack):
The ones you get for 15p!
Florence:
YES! Barbeque Lattices! Soooo delicious!
Do you have a favourite swear word?
Florence:
Yes! C*** Button! It’s what you call it when someone just ignores you’re call.
Interviewer:
Is there anything you are secretly rubbish at?
Grace (Florence’s sister) & Sophie:
Cooking! We don’t mean it in a mean way, but Florence thinks she’s really great, it’s all just enthusiasm though. Oh and you’re secretly rubbish at paying attention to things!
Florence:
What? Ha ha VERY funny! Secretly I’m rubbish at long jump! In school I blagged my way onto the team and at a competition they found out that I was rubbish when I fixed my results to be like 1500 m!… bit of a give away!
Interviewer:
Is there anything you’re parents don’t know about you?
Florence:
We are so open with them, too much so I think… we always gross our dad out with stories about kissing boys! But Sophie was once on the phone to her dad on a night out and got away with being sick without him even noticing, he just kept telling his spiel.
Sophie:
Ha ha yeah and you were doing star jumps in the background!
Interviewer:
Do you have a party trick?
Florence:
My party trick was always singing. But I’m really good at headstands!
Interviewer:
Do you have a secret occupation?
Florence:
Librarian! I secretly work in a book shop. But I don’t work, I just sit behind the counter and read!
Sophie:
I would love to be in charge of the Taxidermy in the Natural History Museum. Or a curator of butterflies!
Interviewer:
If you could be any kind of bird what would you be?
Florence:
A nightingale.
Interviewer:
What will be your epitaph?
Florence:
Space, Time… What?
Interviewer:
If you had a pub what would you call it?
Florence:
The Thorny Hammer! Ahahahaha it’d be like eek ooooowwww owewwwww!
Interviewer:
If you could describe yourself naked in one word what would it be?
Sophie:
So hard! Abs like steel!
Grace:
Prepubescent!
Florence:
Voluptuous!